What's the most valuable lesson you've learned in life, and how has it impacted your journey so far?
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Two letters of transit signed by General De Gaulle … Stimpy, you eediot!
Marijuana makes Jesus cry!
Sex! Lingerie! Knock knock jokes!
Have you ever been physically attacked by a demon?
Remember, kids, masturbation will make you see the devil everywhere!
“Your boyfriend is a total perv, mommy.”
At least until the peyote kicks in ...
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Times might be tough … But at least there's one thing we all agree on.
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And then working as Betty and Veronica's body doubles ...
Can you list every album you have ever listened to?
Shameless vixen! Trollop!
Speaking of which, poor Cleo Coco has ended up appearing in anti-vice pamphlets.
Ironically, Wertham focused on stories about crime, singling out Batman and Robin for its gay subtext and Dick Tracy for its violence.
What are tips for weight loss?
Only zombies dig to rock and roll, daddy-O!
Just you, me, in a vat of lime jello, pulling hair, calling each other names …
Perhaps now we can explore what being a “gal pal” really means.
Let's do what we always do, lay around half-naked while men make terrible jokes at our expense.
¡Explotando Dick por todos lados!
Every day is a good day to punch a Nazi! I mean MAGA! I mean the Comics Code Authority! (I can never remember who is who)
I've also been making ends meet ... By appearing in Tijuana splatter comics as Evil Gringo #2.
I hear you're a stunt-double now for Fred in Scooby-Doo.
Of all the layoffs, Torchy Todd and her gal pal, Tess Parker, were hit the hardest.
Has any man licked his wife's vagina while another man had sex with her?
In order to answer this I came up with a little story that goes like this …
And I ended up moonlighting in Japanese porn, but the less said about that the better.
Tess' boyfriend, Ed, now works as a Peter Lorre impersonator.
What are some of the best photos of your favorite Korean model?
Gadzooks! It's Torchy Todd slumming it in Yugoslavian science fiction! The shame!
Torchy thinks: Maybe I could play a gangster's moll since apparently smoking is still seen as wholesome and American.
Dick! I heard about the lay-off. What's a square-jaw crime fighter doing these days to bring in the bling?
After you lather me up with that strawberry hand lotion.
But Tess! I mean Betty! I mean Veronica! (I can never remember who is who) which ever one you are, I love you!
Make Nazis afraid again!
It's time to make friends with your viruses - Salon.com
In 1954 complete bastard and censorship campaigner Fredric Wertham published a book for the stated goal of creating a moral panic around comic book's alleged impact on juvenile delinquency. Much like the House Committee on Un-American Activities' disastrous impact on the film industry, the Comics Code Authority (obey, puny humans) put many hardworking comic book characters out of work all because of one poorly written book called …
Before there was MAGA there was … the Comics Code Authority
Torchy, we're unemployed … And no one is hiring scantily-clad wastrels these days.
Are there many people here who suffer from schizophrenia?
Yes, Tess, crime doesn't pay but apparently Rated-G horror does.